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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A clean, comfortable cotton tee that speaks with quiet humor. The front features a simple, typewriter-like line: “Dad: The guy who always told you to look it up.” It sits low on the chest in muted gray ink, letting the message do the work without shouting. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt keeps its shape day after day and wears well under a flannel or alone on warm mornings. This tee belongs in the drawer of someone who loves dry wit, bookshelf debates, and family moments shared over coffee. 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